Sunday, November 26, 2006

I hate spam

As some of you may have noticed, some pathetic brainless slime ball puke bucket worthless parasitic dirt bag has been posting spam on my blog in the form of: “Hey, I love your blog. Did you know you could earn $900 a month from home …..”

If you have seen these posts, please know that he is a servant of Satan and that these posts are a ploy to rip your soul out of your body, leaving you no choice but lead a career as a telemarketer. As I love you all too much to allow such tragedies to happen, I have taken steps to assure the safety of your souls. From now on, when you post you will also be required to do a “word verification”. What it does is show you a word under the box you typed your post in. This word is written with funky letters and you type them (unfunkified) in the box below the funky word. They do this because mindless program drones of the dark one can’t make head or tails of oddly shaped letters (see brainless moniker) and are therefore stymied by this. At least, in theory they are.

Thank you in advanced for your patience with this. Let us all hope that the forces of truth and light will win against the never ending tide of spam!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I love your blog. Did you know you could earn $900 a month from home by just retyping this message to give Jonathan minor double take heartattacks.

November 27, 2006 12:38 AM  

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